I'm pleased to announce that I'm now offering signed paperback copies of my books.

For residents of the United States, I'll be charging $25 (shipping included) per book ($20 each for more than one in a single order). That may seem like a lot of money for a book, and it is. But there are a few reasons I've settled on that price.

1. Writing shit on envelopes and driving to the post office is kind of a pain in my ass. Money alleviates that pain.

2. Buying a paperback book through Amazon helps my rankings. Buying it directly from me doesn't do dick for my rankings.

3. There are bound to be headaches. 

For those of you outside the U.S., you're an even bigger pain in my ass. I'll deal with you on a case by case basis.

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