Because fuck you I’m the Dungeon Master
Charisma is my dump stat.
Don’t start no shit, won’t be no crit.
I put the D in Dungeon Master. I needed the XP.
Lawful in the streets, Chaotic in the sheets.
I believe you’ll find that rule clearly spelled out on page fuck you I’m the Dungeon Master.
The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.
What doesn’t kill me gives me XP.
World’s Okayest Dungeon Master
Because I’m the DM. That’s Why.
Chaotic Neutral because fuck you
Dungeon master literally God
Intelligence is my dump stat.
My dice get more ones than your mom’s thong during a good shift.
Rocks fall. Everyone dies.
There are 20 sides to every story.
When the DM smiles, it’s already too late.
You can certainly try…
Before you do that, roll me an Intelligence check to see if your character is as stupid as you are.
Chaotic Stupid is not an alignment.
Definitely not a mimic
It’s all fun and games until someone fails a saving throw.
No, really. What do you do?
Roll for initiative.
This is how I roll.
When the DM smiles, it’s because your mom is under the table.
Beware the smiling Dungeon Master.
Charisma is my dump stat. So fuck off.
Don’t hate the player. Hate the DM.
Jesus Saves! Everyone else takes 4d6 points of damage.
NPC Lives Matter
Rolling dice builds character.
Tread lightly. You look like just enough XP to level up.
Wisdom is my dump stat.