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because fuck you i'm the dungeon master.jpg
before you do that....jpg
i put the d in dungeon master i needed the xp.jpg
jesus saves everyone else takes 4d6 points of damage.jpg
don't start no shit won't be no crit.jpg
what doesn't kill me gives me xp.jpg
no really what do you do.jpg
wisdom is my dump stat.jpg
roll for initiative.jpg
crit happens.jpg
chaotic stupid is not an alignment.jpg
you can trust me i'm lawful good.jpg
charisma is my dump stat.jpg
you can certainly try.jpg
chaotic neutral because fuck you.jpg
when the dm smiles it's because your mom is under the table.jpg
tread lightly you look like just enough xp to level up.jpg
there are 20 sides to every story.jpg
fuck you i'm the dungeon master.jpg
the dice giveth and the dice taketh away.jpg
rocks fall everyone dies.jpg
my dice get more ones than your mom's thong during a good shift.jpg
don't hate the player hate the dm.jpg
because i'm the dm that's why.jpg
it's all fun and games until someone fails a saving throw.jpg
dungeon master.jpg
npc lives matter.jpg
beware the smiling dungeon master.jpg
when the dm smiles it's already too late.jpg
charisma is my dump stat so fuck off.jpg
this is how i roll.jpg
rolling dice builds character.jpg
lawful in the streets chaotic in the sheets.jpg
carpe dm.jpg
intelligence is my dump stat.jpg
dungeon masturbator.jpg
dungeon master literally god.jpg
definitely not a mimic.jpg
world's okayest dungeon master.jpg

 

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